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the-personal-quotes:

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studip:

my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

oxfordthecomma:

pixiepienix:

dollygale:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

#the male ego is so fragile

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

Or maybe there should be less of a social stigma against men who have small penises?

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

Tiny Skull Crossbones